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  • Monday, October 5, 2009 - 12:02

    I just wrapped up a trip to Greece for Stream 09. If you haven’t heard of Stream, it is WPP’s annual unconference focused on technology, innovation, and the future of digital marketing. The level of digital knowledge among attendees was one of the most impressive aspects of the event. Stream gathered 300 marketers, agency reps, technologists and venture capitalists from across the globe, all of whom contributed fascinating perspectives on the opportunities and challenges of marketing in the digital age.

  • Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 10:36

    While brainstorms are certainly a fun part of the PR profession, (oh the games, we play!) we can all relate to feeling a little creatively stumped from time to time. But don’t fret! Good ideas do exist outside the walls of a PR agency (gasp!) and there are a lot of ways to get them, including crowdsourcing.

  • Monday, April 20, 2009 - 13:30

    During a detour around a traffic accident this weekend I discovered the problem with creativity. The guy in front of me decided that rather than crawling along on the main thoroughfare, he would zip down a side street. I watched as his car disappeared down the winding road.  In an instant, I was faced with a quandary: to follow or not to follow.  

  • Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - 09:58

    At times, we use the terms “media agnosticism,” “cross-channel creative” or “non-traditional” to convey the notion that ideas brought to the table by public relations need not be “standard” PR tactics. The concept is a good one and warrants repeating – particularly today. These catch phrases serve to articulate an even simpler truth – ideas rule.

  • Friday, January 30, 2009 - 10:57

    Eight-hundred and twenty-five billion dollars ...  (Place your right pinky finger to the side of your lip when you say that.) Lay 825 billion one-dollar bills end-to-end and they would stretch to the moon and back … and to the moon again … and halfway back.  Forget black holes, these babies are green, complements of the U.S. Treasury. 

  • Thursday, January 22, 2009 - 11:16

    Welcome to Wolfe Tracking, Cohn & Wolfe’s single, all-agency blog featuring observations, insights and ideas from a team of communications professionals across each practice and region in our global network. Like the wolf, the truth is elusive. But every one of our more than 25 bloggers is in dogged pursuit—and we are eager to share our experiences surveying this new media wilderness.

  • Sunday, March 2, 2008 - 18:40

    take2/EA

  • Monday, November 17, 2008 - 12:11

    We are raising a nation of wimps.  Political correctness, combined with overprotective parents, is metaphorically castrating young boys all across America.  To illustrate the point, I thought back about my first week in 7th grade at Madison Junior High School...

  • Monday, November 10, 2008 - 13:25

    It’s 11:30 p.m. and something’s bothering me again: Halloween. I hate it.  But those of you who have been following my blog brilliance the last few years know that by now.  It’s a different riff this time, though.

  • Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 20:42

    Myth

    Real Meaning

    “If the idea is good enough we’ll find the money.” “We have no budget.”
    “You placed second.” “You lost.”
    “We’re looking for really BIG ideas.” “We want to see all the cool stuff we could be doing if we didn’t have a legal department.”
    “We plan to make a decision next week.” “We’ve seen so many agencies we’re confused.”
    “We only let the incumbent agency pitch out of courtesy.” “We’re pretty happy with our existing agency, but want to make sure we’re not missing anything.”
    “Our last agency wasn’t really a fit.” “We’re not easy to work for.”
    “We don’t expect you to work for free.” “We have no budget.”
    “What we’re looking for is a partner.” “We’re looking for someone who works weekends so we don’t have to.”
    “You’re the experts.” “We’re the experts.”
    “We’re not looking for ‘yes people.’” “We’re looking for people who won’t say ‘no.’”
    “I’m the final decision-maker.” “I WANT to be the final decision-maker.”
    “We know we’re not as big as your other clients.” “We have no budget.”
    “It’s just a chemistry meeting, we’re not expecting ideas.” “We want your recommendations without having to put together an RFP.”
    “I think we’re all on the same page.” “You agree with me.”
    “This is an account that could grow.” “We have no budget.”
    “You were really creative, but we needed more detail on the strategy.” “I liked it, but the decision-maker wanted more strategy.”
    “You were really strategic, but we needed more detail on the creative.” “I liked it, but the decision-maker wanted more creative.”
    “We’ll review the leave behind.” “I’ve already made my decision.”
    “The budgets aren’t as big, but PR is as important to us as advertising.” “We have no budget.”
  • Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 05:45

    Prepare for a butchering of this quote:  "An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less. " Or something.

    Here’s the current bug up my *&^:  To be creative, is it important to be an expert in the subject matter?  We just got out of a great new biz pitch. The team was great, the deck was solid, and we were good in the room – rapport, engagement...  the whole schpeil.

  • Wednesday, July 2, 2008 - 21:55

    There is a plague spreading in marketing and PR departments across the country.  It's the communications version of the flesh-eating virus, eating away at campaigns, killing programs and stunting sales.  It lies there quietly suckling from the unwitting marketing host’s healthy budgets, consuming millions of marketing dollars in every bite.  Ironically, like doctors turned mad scientists, the perpetrators behind this unchecked PR plague are the very marketing executives who helped design, approve and launch them. The disease is impatience. I’ve watched as impatience killed programs anywhere between one to eight months after launch.  I’ve even seen a client kill a multimillion dollar program two weeks before a launch, flushing $150,000 down the PR pipes. One January, we pitched this cool campaign to a client who loved the idea and immediately funded it.  We started work immediately and launched the program in June the same year.   In October, the client was already getting cold feet as the all-too-familiar grumbling began.  “We’re really not seeing the results for all the money we’re spending. We’ll give it a couple more months, but people aren’t very happy right now.” In December, just six months after launch, we were instructed that if we did not generate a significant amount of coverage, the funding would be pulled.  Six months – that’s like enrolling your kid in first grade and pulling him six months later because he can’t divide.  (If “Got Milk” had been pulled after six months, would you remember it now?) Fortunately, in this case we generated enough hits to give the program some breathing room and it became the most successful PR program in the brand’s history, runny for 10+ years, generating millions of non-advertising-supported revenue and serving as a clear differentiator for the company. Too many clients view PR like advertising:  You design the ad, produce it and place it.  Taa Daaaaaaa! NOT.  PR requires timing, persistence, constant adjustment and mirroring the interest of reporters and current news trends.  I mean, c’mon, man, Chef Emeril doesn’t just throw his Pasta Primavera in the oven; come back a few hours later and Voila!  He sticks around to throw in some carrots and asparagus, adds a tablespoon of salt, lets it marinate over a medium-high heat, melts some butter, adds a touch of olive oil, throws in a pinch of garlic and fresh tomatoes … Damn, I’m hungry.

  • Friday, June 6, 2008 - 05:38

    It's Friday. So take five and enjoy this brilliant street art by Joshua Allen Harris. His 'air zoo' and animal installations on the streets of New York are made by tying plastic bags to the subway vents. It's one of those simple, brilliant creative ideas that makes you smile and 'I wish I'd thought of that'. Sadly I can't help myself also thinking about how it could be used to promote something and it's a reminder that attention-grabbing stunts can be cheap as old chips. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poi8klIN7A4&feature=related[/youtube]

  • Thursday, June 5, 2008 - 08:41

    This may surprise some of our loyal readers -- and if you roll your eyes, I'll kick your ass -- but I'm actually a bit of a tech-head.  Not quite sure if I fall into the early-adopter stage, but that's based more on economics rather than desire.  (In other words, I can only by so many PDAs before my wife starts throwing my clothes on to the driveway.)  I always want the newest, latest, tech-awesomest stuff.

  • Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 08:06

    I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.  I hate going to the dentist. 

    Dentistry seems to have been doing the medical industry’s impression of a deer in headlights for the last two decades.  While other medical fields have been doing such things as, oh, discovering DNA, completing the human genome sequence, cloning animals and using lasers to help the blind see, dentistry has been pumping Air Supply’s “Lost in Love” through headphones so you can’t hear the drill.   

  • Tuesday, May 6, 2008 - 21:22

    Pimp Vader

  • Sunday, May 4, 2008 - 20:22

    C’mon, for all the whining that goes on about how steroids is cheating and ruins the integrity of sports, has anyone stopped to consider that they just might be good for athletics?  Indeed, there’s a whole new niche just waiting to be discovered: The Supplemental Games, the ultimate extreme sports.

  • Monday, April 21, 2008 - 23:21

    So here it is my first blog. Or maybe flog as it’s about fashion and the art (or not) of selling things. The Project Mayhem boys said they thought a female voice would be a good addition so I’m gonna break up all the talk of football and online dating with the serious stuff, like shopping. In January this year £4.5 billion was spent online shopping in the UK. Now I don’t know how much of that was on fashion but what I do know is that online clothes shopping is a whole lot more fun that trudging around the shops.

  • Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 06:47

    If you’ve read this author’s posts with any regularity (and for a moment, let's just humor me, shall we?), you know that I’m a big fan of research.  Love it, love it, love it.  Research drives insight and strategy.  Research informs and illuminates.  Research clarifies and coalesces.  But research doesn’t replace your gut.  I’ve said it many times –  Numbers are like people: Torture them enough and they’ll tell you anything you want.  For all the good that research does, research can also be limiting.  Take a look at the video below.  Yeah, laughed my ass off when I first saw it – but holy cow

  • Thursday, April 10, 2008 - 22:08

    ...in the series of "the coolest things that marc has ever seen"...

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo[/youtube]

  • Monday, March 31, 2008 - 16:18

    Before I begin, you have to remember that my partner in crime, Jeremy, is a lot older than me.  A LOT.  Jeremy was alive when the Dead Sea was just sick.  I’ve seen younger faces on money.  And me?  Well, I’m a spry late-thirty-ish kid – albeit with the body of a 55-year-old and the sexual maturity of a Bar Mitzvah boy.  OK, now that the stage is set, let’s get to the heart of the matter, shall we…?

  • Monday, March 24, 2008 - 23:48

    I am 47 years old. I have never been married. I have never lived with a girl. I am not gay. What I am is a human oddity, a drooling side-show freak in the relationship circus.

    “Step right up, ladies and gentlemen; see the human azygos, the mateless mutant of more than 40 years! See the relationship reject as he caroms from female to female; dumping those who love him and being dumped by those he loves. Listen in horror as he describes his tragic love tales like never before unveiled. Tell your married friends! It is an experience They. Will. Never. Forget.”

  • Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 23:49

    I hate the word creative. In fact, I hate people who say they’re creative. Okay, hate’s a strong word; I abhor people who say they’re creative.

    So many people are touting creativity these days that saying “I’m creative,” is like saying, “I have a lung.” The word creative has been so thoroughly beaten it means about as much as “hero” or “green.” Media tag people as heroes for doing everything from picking up trash in their neighborhood to returning a wallet to its rightful owner. [Note: That is not being a hero that is being a citizen.]

  • Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 20:23

    Waiiiit a minute. Hold on. Stop. What the f*&%??!

    That’s what I said while watching what turned out to be a commercial for Always minipads or maxipads, or whatever, by Proctor and Gamble. My Tivo was on the blink so I was doing what I always do when commercials come on – reading. Then, suddenly, Boom!, there it was: Have a happy period. I could almost here the crash of the collective number of shoes women were flinging at TV screens all across America. Are you kidding me -- a happy period? Whoa! That takes balls. (Pardon the gender jump.)

  • Sunday, March 9, 2008 - 22:06

    I received absolutely devastating news via email last night. I mean, devastating news – the kind of crushing information that makes you sit and ponder how cruel the world can be; questioning our very own chance for survival. This news came in the form of e-vite to my 30th–year class reunion. Are you kidding me? I have officially been out of high school longer than nearly everyone with whom I work has been on Earth. And that, I tell you, is major suckage.